they multiply like tiny mutants

can you send me to a lab and get me cloned? two or three clones will be good.

or perhaps build me a robot that can do all my love me-feed me-clean me-amuse me needs.

okay, maybe they haven't invented that kind of robot yet but how bout maybe hiring me a PA? make him do everything I tell him to and by means EVERYTHING (iSETAN betul)

or just maybe get the lecturers to go on strike for the rest of the year? say they're not getting paid much?

or or, have dogs in Alamanda so that we come up with excuses like 'my dog ate my homework'? (okay, haram. cats boleh makan kertas tak?)

or try getting me expelled. period. end of story.

not getting what I mean? well, too bad.